lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

(via laughingnancy)

dampsandwich:

i was born wearing sunglasses

(via laughingnancy)

ytoob:

do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns 

(via heres0nefromtheheart)

thnksfrthbttfck:

some lyrics are so accurate i want to write them on my body and paint them on my walls and post them on every social networking site and scream them from the rooftops and get a t shirt with them on it and bathe in them and wow i just like nice lyrics

(Source: pizzaswag, via scorpiocious)

jadeita:

imagine how much better life would be if we could double jump like in games

(Source: avalar, via jesussbabymomma)

• me: *pulls up to the drive thru*
• cashier: hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for u
• me: can i get a hell yeah